Taking the Internet by storm today: “singer-entertainer-dj-emcee” Diamond Dave Hosley — the pride of the Lafayette, CA.
I’m guessing some people think this video is “funny” because it opens with a man in his mid-50s (at least!) covering LMFAO solo on a Roland keyboard.
But let me ask you a question: If you want quality entertainment, would you rather have it provided by a couple of freaky-looking weirdos who got their big break from nepotism by being relatives of Berry Gordy, Jr., the founder of Motown Records… or would you rather get it from a professional with over 30 years of experience??
Yeah, I thought so. Case closed.
I forgot to mention that in this scenario I play a detective or something.
Working on a YouTube channel is serious business. That’s why every morning I get up at the crack of dawn, put on a tie (so people know I’m serious), and take the subway to the Internet.
But if I was SUPER serious, I’d also get a matching tie for my cat. Because nothing says “business” like a good tie, and nothing says “the Internet” like a cat. So a cat with a tie essentially says “I am serious about the business of the Internet.”
This exact scenario is what happened to Redditor raypkit (seen above) who says that his “mom made matching ties for me and my cat.”
I gotta keep an eye out for Raypkit. If I turn my back for one second, he may take my job.