TMZ reports(?) that U.S. Olympic track star ran the “Beer Mile” in 5:19.
What’s the “Beer Mile?” Oh, it’s just that thing where you chug a beer before running every lap of a mile.
Now, I’m pretty positive I could never chug four beers in five minutes. And I’m definitely positive I could never run a mile in 5 minutes and 19 seconds.
So what I’m going to do is just sit here and watch this video and realize that watching someone run a mile is boring no matter how many beers they drink or I drink.