In Alfred Hitchcock’s film The Birds, birds kill humans for no given reason. That got me thinking, how many birds could I take on if it came down to it? No weapons, no clothes, no nothing. Just what the big (wo)man upstairs has given me, and what he/she has given to birds.
I suppose it really depends on the type of bird, right? I mean, little birds wouldn’t be a problem. I could take on dozens. But you take some kind of prehistoric beast-bird like, I don’t know, an Argentavis, and I’m in over my head a little bit.
How many can you birds could you take, ya bird brain?!