Tag Archives: Ben Rameaka
Above Average Original VideosRejected Pitches : Rejected Takes ft. Fred Armisen
February 25, 2013 – 3:35 pm
Rejected Pitches : Oscars Special ft. Fred Armisen Part 1
February 21, 2013 – 12:46 pm
Rejected Pitches – A Christmas Story
December 20, 2012 – 3:12 pm
Yahoo! News is reporting that Zack Ward, the actor who played the bully Scut Farkus (Skut? Really?), is suing for certain royalties he say are owed to him.
If Bob Clark would have listened to the Rejected Pitches crew, this whole mess could have been avoided because the movie would never have been made.
Rejected Pitches is always right in the end. Period.
Rejected Pitches : The Lord of the Rings
December 10, 2012 – 11:00 am
The Lord of the Rings cost a boat load of money to make, something like $430 million American according to a website. That’s a lot of money the Rejected Pitches team could have saved Peter Jackson. Also, you know how long it took to film? Years! That’s a ton of time Peter Jackson will never get back. And all he has to show for it is some meandering epic trilogy.
Bottom line–the Rejected Pitches team needs to be listened to more carefully. Go back and listen/watch previous episodes.
Rejected Pitches : The Birds
October 3, 2012 – 3:01 pm
In Alfred Hitchcock’s film The Birds, birds kill humans for no given reason. That got me thinking, how many birds could I take on if it came down to it? No weapons, no clothes, no nothing. Just what the big (wo)man upstairs has given me, and what he/she has given to birds.
I suppose it really depends on the type of bird, right? I mean, little birds wouldn’t be a problem. I could take on dozens. But you take some kind of prehistoric beast-bird like, I don’t know, an Argentavis, and I’m in over my head a little bit.
How many can you birds could you take, ya bird brain?!
Rejected Pitches : Edward Scissorhands
September 19, 2012 – 3:42 pm
We all know that every good movie needs some sort of lesson. What could possibly be the lesson from a movie about a guy with scissors for hands?
Slap a pair of leather gloves on him, reveal his hands to be big, tan, and veiny and let the lesson be “You never know what’s beneath someone’s gloves.”
Eddie Gloveman.
Check out previous episodes of Rejected Pitches here.
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