Oh, and watch Rejected Pitches because, come on, a film with a talking baby?? Don’t you realize 10 years from now a movie called Baby Geniuses is going to come out?? That’ll be embarrassing for you, Amy Heckerling.
I’ve never seen Citizen Kane (despite graduating from film school — good work, USC), but if we’re to believe the Rejected Pitches team, it sounds like Citizen Kane is possibly the worst movie ever made.
And why should we not believe the Rejected Pitches team? They make Internet videos.
I think the moral here is that Orson Welles has been dead for decades and can’t defend himself.
If only Quentin Tarantino would have listened to the Rejected Pitches team, the meandering Pulp Fiction would never have been made and instead Honey Bunny’s Funny Sunday would have taken home the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay. Now that sounds like a movie I’d go see!
Have any ideas for Honey Bunny’s Funny Sunday? Leave them in the comments below!
John Hughes is routinely praised for his films accurately depicting middle-class adolescence in America’s suburbs. He had a unique gift writing dialog that captured the speech of our nation’s high-schoolers.
Too bad he doesn’t know squat about violence! Kevin would have dead been so fast! Bang! Shot in the head! Bad guys win! Cute kid loses! That’s it! Credits please!
But don’t listen to me. Watch the Rejected Pitches team give John the business.