What did John Malkovich ever do to you?

Shouldn’t John Malkovich be replaced with Tom Cruise?

You think trapping your wife in a monkey cage is fun?

Our friends at Rejected Pitches ponder all of the important questions this week and take on Charlie Kaufman. Meanwhile, we just really miss John Cusack. Where are you John Cusack???

Catch up on all the rejected pitches here!